♥ 1

-blinks at anon. shifts eyes between its hands and its head. leans closer. bites anon’s pinky-

♥ 2

That is a trick question.

Gorilla is an animal. Not a language.

♥ 1

…You keep saying that sentence. Is Wild an actual place?

And I have only read a short percentage of books throughout my short life. I find them to be incredibly tedious. Plus they hurt my head.

So I’ve been told. Thank you.

♥ 1

…What book?

What movie?

Your remarks and statements make no sense whatsoever, anonymous.

♥ 2

"

dean-tar replied to your post: I wanna know! Can you show me? I wanna know about these strangers like me. Tell me more! Please show me.
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yukicross-tar replied to your post: I wanna know! Can you show me? I wanna know about these strangers like me. Tell me more! Please show me.
Yes.

"

…Both irrelevant. 

♥ 7

-blinks-

Show you?

-glances around before focusing back on the anon-

Are you speaking about my genitalia? 

♥ 3

I hate the internet.

Why can’t I have it in my bedroom?

It’ssomuchcozierinthere.

♥ 9

"I happen to find Tarzan to be a strong and fitting name…Even though I did not have the right to choose my name…I would much rather be called…Napoleon."

Oh, Napolean just seems to be a funny name, to me. I apologise. I never meant for any offence. I’ve never heard the name before. Was this Napolean someone close to you? Oh, no, you mentioned history.. so perhaps you were related?

I’m Fa Mulan. Mulan is just fine, though. It’s nice to finally meet you, Tar-zan.

(via mulan-tar)

I took no offence whatsoever. I rarely do. And I am not sure whether or not I was related to Napoleon. He was French according to what I heard. I believe he invented gravity. Terrible decision in my opinion. 

Moolan. It is fine to also meet you. But you have mispronounced my name. Tarzan. 

(via mulan-tar)

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"huey-tar started following you"

How very interesting. I have watched very little television since I have returned to this world, so I shall be certain to commit such a thing to memory in case the association rises again in future conversations. And I see nothing wrong with your name either. I’m sure there is a reason for its choice. Or perhaps not, and it simple seemed unique. Either way, I am above petty judgments based on something as insubstantial as a name.

A view we both share. And who would this person be? Are they a literal ape? I would hardly be surprised, as I have spent the last day working alongside a walking, talking, human-sized mouse.

(via huey-tar)

Television is quite interesting…And easier to understand than computers. Both devices seem to have a tendency to show me humans performing sexual intercourse. It is very distracting when you’re trying to work or research…

…Hm. I am not sure what Mok is. I never asked. But he surely isn’t human for I feel no desire to eat his flesh or brains. And talking mice should be the least of your worries, professor. There are odder and more dangerous things lurking inside these walls.

(Source: tarzan-tar, via huey-tar)

♥ 9

"I happen to find Tarzan to be a strong and fitting name…Even though I did not have the right to choose my name…I would much rather be called…Napoleon."

I can see why the funny faceless creatures mention him a lot.

He, too, is funny.

(via mulan-tar)

…I have never been complimented for my skills as a comedian. I do not find Napoleon to be a laughing matter…But perhaps I have missed something. History was never my favorite subject. Who are you.